I wrote this song in class based on the tune of the Musical Hit "The bitch of Living"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-yvzGjTvKo
Listen to the sing tune and try to sing along if you can:
The Beauty and the Goon
He first saw her in her backyard
and knew that he was doomed
She the Helen of Knightsbridge
and he the local Goon
No no never could they be
'gether in 'n embrace
nor linger close to her radiance
lest she whips out her mace
Its the bitch of living
which has us by the balls
Its the bitch of living that tells us
What went wrong!
with No moolah in the bank
and the urge he cant control
he must walk down the aisle
Its just so not fair at all
No no never could her father
let them see eye to eye
or hold hands in the park
or share an apple pie
Its the bitch of living
which makes meat of us
Its the bitch of living that
writes us off!
He could see her at the door
waiting for his return
and ask him how his day went
and how much he had earned
and how many had he threatened
kidnapped or extorted from
and clean his knife and gun barrel
and put 'em in the sun
Maybe cook an extra meal
for a hostage every day
and take care of local matters
when the Head is gone away
its the bitch of living
that makes us dream the crown
its the bitch of living that
sends us crashing down!
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